What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Is it appropriate for parents to discipline their child in public if the child is being rude, disrespectful, and unruly towards them? Why or why not?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

-mwahh

Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Do you want to have an XXX chat?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]