What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do you think most people would rather be a certain race or are most people happy with the race they are?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are some examples of the use of the word “piacere” in Italian? What do they mean and how would you translate them into English?

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III